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kootraa:

Dan: YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Seamus: Remember the strategy

Dan: FUCK YOU JORDAN I HATE YOU

Seamus: Oh Dan! Oh Dan!

Dan: I HATE YOU JORDAN I HATE YOU SO MUCH

-Jordan presses the guide button-

Dan: QUIT DOING THAT ASSHOLE

Jordan: IT SCREWS ME OVER DAN AND SCREWS YOU OVER

-Jordan rages-

Jordan: THIS IS THE STUPIDEST GAME

Dan: YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU MOTHERFUCKER

James: He’s cheating right now, he’s cheating as much as he can

Both Jordan and Dan battle it out at court (x)

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tinycartridge:

New Nintendo 3DS and XL ⊟

Just when you thought this week couldn’t get any wilder, Nintendo goes and reveals a new 3DS and XL model for Japan. Europe will also receive the new portables next year, according to CVG. If we get a U.S. release date, I expect it to be for 2015.

The new line also has a new stick-ish button on the right side that replaces the need for a Circle Pad Pro, a more powerful CPU, improved 3D viewing angles, Super Famicom-esque colored ABXY buttons, two additional shoulder buttons, NFC support (for Amiibos!), improved battery life (up to 6 hours on 3DS, 7 hours on XL), and HTML5 support for the built-in browser. It also now uses Micro SDs instead of SD cards. Check out the removable back!

The standard system features a 3.88-inch top screen (compared to the 3.53-inch top screen in the original 3DS), while the new XL screen is the same as the old one at 4.88 inches. Both release in Japan on October 11, alongside new charging docks. The standard edition 3DS comes in White or Black for ¥16000 ($154), while the XL in Metallic Blue or Black will go for ¥18800 ($181).

Images via Inside Games and Volotaire!

BUY Nintendo 2DS & 3DS/XL, upcoming games
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To anyone wanting to know where The Creature’s panel for Pax Prime 2014 will be streamed!

chiefianaxolotl:

chiefianaxolotl:

While it’s not confirmed (at least to my knowledge it isn’t) it might be streamed on Polaris’s twitch channel since Polaris has streamed their panel before and their panel is being presented by Polaris. 

http://www.twitch.tv/polaris

their panel is at 6:30 PST on Friday, August 29, 2014. Signal boost pls to prevent this question from coming up alot 

(new and improved with the right date this time :D)