Girls bathrooms are weird
We hold ourselves in until someone goes and then it’s like a musical of bodily fluids
JESUS stop it
When your phoneuked to be slow and not type what you wanted to type and the. Enter in the wrong spots because apparently
It can’t comprehend me and my mad speed skills.
there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen
They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.
"Pasta. Why is there so much pasta? Who would ever eat that much pasta?"
too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me
IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES